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Greedy Mutton Seller Story | Moral Stories

Greedy Mutton Seller Story | Moral Stories Greedy Mutton Seller Story | Moral Stories: Hello friends, my name is Sidra Malik and you are seeing my site. Friends, as you know, we bring something new every day for you to have a good time. So today we bring you the story of a Greedy  Greedy Mutton Seller  man who is greedy and what is the punishment for it? Greedy Mutton Seller Story | Moral Stories Once upon a time there was a man named Chhallo who lived in a village. He used to save haraam animal meat by making it halal. And people used to consider him as a halal animal and used to take meat from him. Everyone had a lot of feet, once, but a butcher named Phollo came to that butcher. Phollo said with Butcher: Chulu bro, give me a meat of 1 kg of mutton. Chullu butcher spoke: Brother, well, today I have come to get 1 kg of meat. Be very happy. The one who takes meat in 1 month, is allowed to take 1 kg of meat today. Phollo said: Those dead friends are coming to see me today ...
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Teacher And Student Jokes | Teacher Student Jokes Hindi/Urdu

 

Teacher And Student Jokes | Teacher Student Jokes Hindi/Urdu

Hello friends, today we have brought you a collection of some jokes to make you laugh, which will make you feel very good after reading them. If you are getting bored, we have given you a Jesus gift which will make you laugh even better. Please visit our website to read good posts. Teacher and student jokes | Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu.


Teacher and student jokes | Teacher Student Jokes In Urdu

Sir Aap Meray Abo Ko Nahi Jantay

Ustad Shagird say: Soch ker btao Keh ager main tumharey abo ko

500 roopay du jankeh inhain 200 ki zroorat hai

to woh mujhy kitnay ropay dain ga?

Shagird: Ek ropay bhi nahi sir…!!!

Ustad: (Ghussay main bola) Tum hissab nahi jantay?

Shagird: Sir aap meray abo ko nahi jantay.

Jissay Sunnai Na day Usay kia kehtay hai?

Ustad Shagird say: Jis aadmi ko sunai na da usko English main kia kehtay hain??

Sardar Shagird: Jo marzi keh do sir Usko konsa Sunai dey ga!!!

Wahaan To Siraf Ek Hi Loota Hai

Ustad Grammer Padha raha tha keh achanak ek ladkay ko bahir

Bhir jaatay howe Poocha kaha ja rahy ho?

Ladka bola: ” Main Toilet ko jata hun ”

Ustad Grimmer ki darustagi kay liye bolay: ” Nahi Bilkul ghalat “

OOr Grdaan shuru kar di ” Mujhy Toilet jana hai, Usay Toilet jana hai, Hamain Toilet jana hai, Hum sabko Toilet jana hai.”

Ladka ghabra ker bola: Lakin sir wahaan to siraf ek hi loota hai.

Hindu Teacher Or Muslim Bacha

Hindu Teacher: Bachoon Aap ko main nazar arahi hun?

Bachay bolay: Gee haan sir!

Hindu Teacher: Bachoon Ap ko Allah nazar araha hai?

Bachay: Nahi Sir!

Hindu Teacher: Hota to nazar aata.

Muslmaan bacha: Bachoon aap ko teacher ki Aqal nazar arahi hai?

Bachay: Nahi!

Muslmaan bacha: Hooti to nazar aati!

Kia kisi ko Asay kaam ki Saza mil sakti

Shagird: Kia kisi ko esay kaam ki saza mil sakti

hai jo isnay na kia ho?

Ustad: Nahi!

Shagird: Shukar hai,,, aaj maina ghar ka kaam nahi kia!

Mera Dada Ki Shadi hai!

School main ek bachay ko samjh nahi araha tha keh woh chutti kay liye kia Uzzar paish karay.

Baharhaal Us nay Ustad say kaha : ” Janab! Meray Dada

ki shadi hai is liye main kal naa aasako ga.”

Ustad: ” woh is umar main shadi ker rahy hain.”

Bachay na masoomiat say kaha: ” Janab! Woh to ab bhi nahi kerty yeh to main zabardasti karwa raha hun.

Pakistan Main Amman ku Nahi

Ustad: Pakistan main Amman ku nahi qaim hota hai?

Pappo: Hamara jhanda hi ulta hi.

Ustad: Kia Matlab?

Pappo: Sufaid rang amman ka hota hai oor sabaz rang

qoom ka Ammman ko to danda dia howa hai ager Yahi

Danda Qoom ko dia hota To aj mulak main amman hota.

Maina Khalis Doodh Ka Mazmoon Likha Hai!

Ustad Shagird say: Sab bachoon nay doodh per 2 safhoon ka

mazmoon likha hai,

Or tum nay Siraf 2 lines ka, ku?.

Shagird: Sir, Woh maina khalis doodh ka mzmoon likha hai!

Exams Main Ladki Na Pappo Say Bola

Exams Main ladki na pappo say bola:

Mujhay bas is javab ka pehla word bata to baki main kar lungi.

Pappu nay idhar udhar dekha oor ahista say boola:

” THE “

Ek Student Ki Nazar Main Acha Teacher Kon Hota Hai?

Ek Student ki nazar main acha teacher kon hota hai?

Esa Teacher jo haftay main3 bar chutti kary

Esa teacher jo class main 10 mint lait aye oor 10 mint

pehlay class khatam ker day.

Esa Teacher jo kabhi Home Work Na day.

Hazaroon Ki Qisamt Teray Paas Thi

Student: Hazaroon ki kisamt teray pas thi

Pass ker dete to kia baat thi.

Teacher: Ishaq Thooda kam karta to kia baat thi.

Kitabain to beta sari tera pass thi.

Quid e Azam 4 Saal Kay Ho Gaye Thay

Teacher: 1876 ko kia howa tha?

Pappu: Pata nahi.

Teacher: Quide Azam peda howe tha.

Teacher: 1880 ko kia howa tha?

Pappu: MashAllah Quide azam 4 saal kay ho gye tha.

Rayazi Main Koi Baat Nahi Kerta

Bacha: Sir log Urdu, English main baat kerty hain Lakin

Rayazi main koi baat nahi kerta,,,

Ustad: Ziada 3,5 na ker oor 9,2,11 ho ja warna 6 kay 36 nazar ayain gay oor 32 kay 32 bahir jain gy.

Bacha: Nahi sir woh Urdu oor english hi theek hai.

MERA Bhai Sharafat

Teacher: Tumharey saath yeh chotta bacha kon hai?

Pappu: MERA Bhai sharafat.

Teacher: Yum isay Class main kion laye hoo?

Pappu: Aap nay hi to kaha tha keh

Class main sharafat kay sath betha karo.

Tum Badey Ho Ker Kia Karo Gay

Teacher: Tum badey ho ker kia karo gay?

Bacha: Nikaah,,,

Teacher: Mera matlab hai kia banoo gay?

Bacha: Dulha,,,

Teacher: Mera matlab hai baday ho ker kia hasil karo gay?

Bacha: Dulhan,,,

Teacher: Batameez baday ho ker Mammi Pappa kay liye kia karoo gay?

Bacha: Bahoo laoo ga,,,

Teacher: Bewaqoof Tumharey pappa tum say kia chahtay hain?

Bacha: Poota,,,

Teacher: Aray Kamenay teri zindagi ka kia maqsad hai?

Bacha: Shadi,,,

Kitnay Anday Bach Gaye

Teacher Bachay say: Beta Maan loo maina tumko 20 Anday Dia hain.

Bacha: Q maan lun Teacher Aap nay to Mujhay ek anda bhi nahi dia.

Teacher: Aray beta maan lo Tumhara kia jata hai.

Bacha: Theak hai.

Teacher: Haan To usmain sa 5 anday tum na mujhay wapis kar dia. tO BTAO tumharay pass kitnay anday bach gaye?

Bacha: 100 Anday.

Teacher: Woh kesay?

Bacha: Aap bhi maan lo naa maina bhi to aapki maani thi na?

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